Jokes on Project Management
Posted on September 1, 2008
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- There are no good project managers – only lucky ones.
- It takes one woman nine months to have a baby. It cannot be done in one month by impregnating nine women.
- The sooner you get behind schedule, the more time you have to make it up
- Everyone asks for a strong project manger – when they get one, they don’t want one.
- Good project management is not so much knowing what to do and when, as knowing what excuses to give and when.
- Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it.
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